peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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(via lubricates)

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via lubricates)

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via hotboyproblems)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via hotboyproblems)

croutoncat:

you think im makeup

without any pretty on

(via overfierce)

x0-jay:

-blows up balloon-

-names it molly-

-pops molly-

turn up

(via luneteen)

dulect:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and image

(via lubricates)

idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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(via lindsaylohoean)

kageboonshin:

best part of 2013 image

worst part of 2013image

(via hotboyproblems)